What are you doing here? I’m just off eating a Snickers or a Tootsie Pop or something. It’s not like I could post a real Snickers here to eat or anything. Maybe you should go get your own Snickers.
Speaking of Snickers, have you tried those new little ones? I like the almond ones and the ones that use dark chocolate.
Hm. Here I go again, talking to that mysterious “Dear Diary” person. I wonder if people would think I was crazy if they read this. Who is this crazy girl who keeps a private blog and website and talks to someone “out there” who doesn’t exist?
And why is she telling this non-existent person to go get a Snickers?